Muhfugger (real name): Theodore Eric E. (Hawaiian/Filipino, with a Japanese Last Name)
Jersey Name (if we ordered jerseys): BAKDAFUGUP (Back The F#@! Up)
Hometown: Gardena, CA. via Wahiawa, HI.
Birthday: 04/20/70
Favorite Positions (softball): Catcher (Best view in Coed Softball)
Why do you play softball? : I was sent by HR to keep an eye on Caesar
Favorite drink or beverage? Guinness (Dark beer rules)
What you do when not playing softball with the Muhfuggers? Being Big Daddy
Mufugger to my 6 month old foster daughter
Do you wear a cup for protection? What size? No need for a cup. I was fixed long time ago.
What wood/bat do you swing? (bat type and size): Ferdi's Big Boombah Bat (Don't tell anyone, it's a secret)
Do you finish with one hand or two? One hand, the other hand has things to do.
After you hit, does it normally come off the bat as a dribbler, like a rocket or a shotgun? You are going, straight to Hell, for asking this question
After you hit, does it normally come off the bat as a dribbler, like a rocket or a shotgun? You are going, straight to Hell, for asking this question
What is more important to you? The size of the bat or how one uses it? How one uses it. Sometimes, you don't have a choice in the size.
Any injury from being struck by soft balls? Or ever been hit in the face by balls? While pitching, I got hit in the stomach and I had a perfect softball size circle as a bruise
When sliding into home, you prefer to hit it hard or glide in? glide in. In my old age and weight, hitting it hard can put you on the DL
When you trim the grass, do you cut it down to the bare dirt, trimmed for infield, or grow it wild as outfield rough? Trimmed for infield, I am too scared to go to bare dirt
On your last date….did you get to first base? Got to second? Got to third? Hit the homerun? Or stayed in the dugout and not play? Hit the homerun, then got married soon after. (File that in the Lessons Learned' Folder)
Have you ever mooned, flashed anyone or went skinny dipping? Not in public
(Men) T or A? (Women) You prefer muscular arms or a six pack? T - It's a natural instinct, the moment you are born.
Have you ever mooned, flashed anyone or went skinny dipping? Not in public
(Men) T or A? (Women) You prefer muscular arms or a six pack? T - It's a natural instinct, the moment you are born.
When you or a Muhfugger "f*cks Up" out in the field, you: (E) - Let 'Rocki' (The 2004 Version) handle it
A) Laugh at the person then tell the person "nice try!!"
B) Laugh at yourself, then tell yourself nice try.
C) Either A, B or C is correct.
D) Get mad, throw equipment and pout …then get pummeled by your teammates, get kicked off the team for violating team rules and then have erectile dysfunction & vaginal dryness just for acting like an A-Hole.
A) Laugh at the person then tell the person "nice try!!"
B) Laugh at yourself, then tell yourself nice try.
C) Either A, B or C is correct.
D) Get mad, throw equipment and pout …then get pummeled by your teammates, get kicked off the team for violating team rules and then have erectile dysfunction & vaginal dryness just for acting like an A-Hole.
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