Wes ErvinLate tomorrow night, the Muhfuggers will play current Poi Pounder Wes Ervin's B-League team, Don't Know. Wesley Ervin is the spawn of someone you absolutely do not want to park in his parking space. Wesley's dad is the president of Northrop Grumman's Aerospace Systems, Gary Ervin.
Could Wes tell on us and possibly get us all fired if we annihilate his Don't Know team? The Muhfugger coaches got together and pondered the possibility of us ending our careers here at Northrop Grumman if we did indeed destroy his team. After hours of deliberating and a case of hefenweisen, they all agreed...DIE WES' TEAM!!! DIE!!
Wes is a currently a Poi Pounder and has been a Poi Pounder for years. His father use to show up to the games and watch his athletic son play. Any proud father would too if their son plays softball the way Wes plays. Wes is known as the White Lightning, because of his blinding speed when he runs the bases. He is also the other half of the Jumping Beans with Muhfugger Brian Kellough. The hyper young duo two bounce around the dance floor during parties at Sully's....like jumping beans.
The Muhfuggers lost to the Pride of the Phillipines (Ferdinand) last week, but this week, we must slay Don't Know and it's spawn of Gary Ervin!!
Great picture of Wes! LOL
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