Muhfugger (real name): Aileen Aranda
Jersey Name (if we ordered jerseys): Ai bend over
Hometown: la la land, ca
Birthday: November 27, 1979
Favorite Positions (softball): right field. or is that left field?
Why do you play softball? : so i can wear my pretty purple and pink gear! Most memorable experience (softball or otherwise)? when i told my mom i wasn't a virgin anymore. man, that was a bad idea.
Favorite drink or beverage? unsweetened ice tea
What you do when not playing softball with the Muhfuggers? i save lives everyday.
Do you wear a cup for protection? 2 cups. to protect the twins.
What wood/bat do you swing? (bat type and size): my purple and pink bat! it's sooo pretty Do you finish with one hand or two? (swinging style) im not sure. i kind of don't remember because of the fear.
What is more important to you? The size of the bat or how one uses it? both. and im lucky lucky he's got both, right babe!?
Any injury from being struck by soft balls? Or ever been hit in the face by balls? yes, but it actually wasn't a ball. it was a lemon. my cousins and i were playing baseball with a stick and a lemon. i know, i know. we made due with what we had. anyway, my brother was at bat, or stick in this case, and he hit it. went straight and hit me in the nose. it was a total marsha brady moment.
When sliding into home, you prefer to hit it hard or glide in? i like it hard.
When you trim the grass, do you cut it down to the bare dirt, trimmed for infield, or grow it wild as outfield rough? bare dirt, so nothing gets in the way.
On your last date….did you get to first base? Got to second? Got to third? Hit the homerun? Or stayed in the dugout and not play? i think i was too tired to play. sorry.
Have you ever mooned, flashed anyone or went skinny dipping? no, yes, and yes.
(Men) T or A? (Women) You prefer muscular arms or a six pack? yes, yes, yes, and yes. i mean yes and yes.
When you or a Muhfugger "f*cks Up" out in the field, you:
A) Laugh at the person then tell the person "nice try!!"
B) Laugh at yourself, then tell yourself nice try.
C) Either A, B or C is correct.
D) Get mad, throw equipment and pout …then get pummeled by your teammates, get kicked off the team for violating team rules and then have erectile dysfunction & vaginal dryness just for acting like an A-Hole.
C. i dont want to get pummeled by my teammates. and i definitely dont want vaginal dryness.
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