Muhfuggers Win Their First!!

Friggin Muhfuggers !! Last night, the Muhfuggers won their first game of the season in a battle of the winless teams. The MF's outscored 3 Up 3 Down, 18-10 Tuesday night at Alondra Park field #2 .

"Awrite we got our win!! We don't need to win anymore!!" somebody yelled from the dugout.

The MF's came out with bats a blazing and a much more improved defense. They took it up a notch and played exceptionally well especially when Pedro's mean but pretty boss came to cheer for an inning or two.

Leslie Castellanos likes winning!!

As I walked up to the field, I noticed we had to walk past the 3Up and 3Down dugout to get to the Muhfugger dugout on the visitor's side. Deadra and I looked at their players and we thought, "these guys look like they can play!!" Their players really looked like ballplayers.

I thought we were going to get our asses handed to us again. We were without big Muhfuggers Eric E., Charlie "the Ultimate Specimen" Hammond and Paul Castellano. What was worse, we had to play with five girls and five guys!! (the normal defensive lineup consists of 6 guys and 4 girls).

I asked Pedro "Puppet" Frias if he had the defensive lineup ready for tonite. He modestly said, "I'll come up with something". That was good enough for me!! He tinkered with the defensive line up at work all day. He put aside surfing the internet, checking his stocks and playing Spider Solitaire just to mastermind the demise of 3up 3down and get the Muhfuggers out from the cellar of the B league standings.

The girls stood out tonite. For one, all the girls got on base tonite. "Little Orphan" Ana, voted the games MVP, blasted a shot into right centerfield and raced home for the homerun. Mouths were agaped at the display of power from such a tiny little girl. She may wrest Brian's power-to-weight ratio title from him if she continues to hit like that.

Ana's single...her "HIT" guys!! But she is single!!

Tammy would have had a homerun too, but the runs she hit in exceeded the 7 run limit for the inning. Tammy's child, Kieren got hurt while bicycling behind the dugout while her mommy played left field. Kieren escaped with a scratched finger and forearm and stopped crying after Deej soothed her with kindness and love and I threatened to bite her boo-boo.

Since Tammy and Ana had a homerun a piece, they have only room for one more HR. If they exceed the two HR rule, they are CUT!!

Brian could have scored a homerun with his wooden bat too, but put on the brakes at third base. He thought there was a homerun drinking rule. "Oh well, someone said it! Otherwise I would have a homerun right now!" said the disappointed first baseman.

Deadra hit like a little monster, geting on base twice. One of them was a baseline shot over third base. "I have anger issues today!!" said the big breasted catcher, who had a rough day at work. She managed to get two singles and a couple of scores today.

Aileen and Leslie got on base too. Aileen and Leslie may be the least experienced players on the team, but they got better everytime they went up! By the end of the game, they were swinging the bats with purpose!! "Pedro!! make sure she eats good tonite!!" said someone from the dugout.

Brian yelled at Aileen after she struck out, "What happened?? We went to the batting cages and you were fine!!" Aileen retorted, "Yeah I know, but now everybody's looking at me!!"

Aileen's base hit

Pitcher Leeonel Pena pitched a great game. Out of his bag of tricks, he pulled out his new weapon, a knuckle ball that confused the shit out of enemy batters. "Man that ball was doing this!!", said shortstop Pedro Frias making a curvy motion with his hand.

Jeremy Sanders was put at thirdbase last night. He did quite well and coaches may just leave him there. "I just don't know what to do at third base!!" he said with a grin. We had a good laff, because we knew he had skills and was just trying to be modest.

Jeremy's nice sized knot on his leg from playing 3rd base

Last night was outfielder and co-manager, Rico "Suave" Rivas debut. He really made a statement that he is an important cog in the machine which is known as the Muhfuggers. Rico snagged pop flys and showed great batting skills last night. Most notable was the diving catch he made in the outfield that made me cringe. He could have gotten hurt!! How the heck is he gonna paddle if he is hurt!! After that spectacular catch, the Mexican muhfuggers in the dugout forgave the El Salvadorean's boo-ing comment of Mexico's finest, Pedro Frias or Leeonel Pena.

Rico single hit

I thought it was a great game. Even though I am injury reserved, I told Deej that I am so excited about the win, that it was as if I played too. Next game, after two weeks off, is June 2nd @ 6:00pm versus Elizabeth Stephenson's and Ferdie's, Up the Middle team!! DIE UTM!!!