Player Spotlight....Ana

Muhfugger: Ana Gutierrez

Jersey Name: Trampalina

Hometown: Oxnard, Cali

Birthday: April 27th

Favorite Positions (softball): Outfield (right side is the tight side)

Why do you play softball? : To show off my non-skills.

Most memorable experience (softball or otherwise)? When I got my head slammed into a wooden post at Sully's. Didn't realize dancing was so dangerous!!

Favorite drink or beverage? Lately, I've been on a Jack & Coke binge.

What you do when not playing softball with the Muhfuggers? Drink my ass off at the Northend

Do you wear a cup for protection? Yes…C cups

What wood/bat do you swing? (bat type and size): The juiced up one. My baby yokes don't give me a lot of pop, so I need all the help I can get.

Do you finish with one hand or two? (swinging style) Two, I think.

What is more important to you? The size of the bat or how one uses it? If any girl has told you that size doesn't matter…they're lying!

Any injury from being struck by soft balls? Or ever been hit in the face by balls? No crazy injuries…just bumps and bruises.

When sliding into home, you prefer to hit it hard or glide in? I don't slide…I'm escared!

When you trim the grass, do you cut it down to the bare dirt, trimmed for infield, or grow it wild as outfield rough? I did bare dirt once…that freakin' hurt! So now I trim for the infield.

On your last date….did you get to first base? Got to second? Got to third? Hit the homerun? Or stayed in the dugout and not play? I hit a homerun. Guys are easy.

Have you ever mooned or flashed anyone or went skinny dipping? Si, no, si.

(Men) T or A? (Women) You prefer muscular arms or a six pack? I love to put my hands on both!

When you or a Muhfugger "f*cks Up" out in the field, you:A) Laugh at the person then tell the person "nice try!!"B) Laugh at yourself, then tell yourself nice try.C) Either A, B or C is correct.D) Get mad, throw equipment, pout …then get pummeled by your teammates, get kicked off the team for violating team rules and then have erectile dysfunction & vaginal dryness just for acting like an A-Hole.
Is that why I occassionally have vaginal dryness? It all makes sense now!!