Muhfugger (real name): Leslie Castellanos aka Carmen SanDiego!
Jersey Name (if we had ordered jerseys): I don’t have one! Make one up for me..
Hometown: Ingle-HOOD!
Birthday: December 20th
Favorite Positions (softball): Pedro knows ‘em. SHAU!
Why do you play softball? Is it ok to say I was bribed? Kidding..I just love me a Muhfugger!
Most memorable experience (softball or otherwise)? Can’t remember; please refer to next question.
Favorite drink or beverage? Jack n DIET Coke! Gotta stay trim..
What you do when not playing softball with the Muhfuggers? Doin’ the school thing.
Do you wear a cup for protection? I always wear protection.
What wood/bat do you swing? (bat type and size): I don’t think this applies to me...
Do you finish with one hand or two? (swinging style) Who swings when they finish?
What is more important to you? The size of the bat or how one uses it? BOTH!
Any injury from being struck by soft balls? Or ever been hit in the face by balls? By balls and sticks! A volleyball. and a hockey stick.
When sliding into home, you prefer to hit it hard or glide in? Huh?
When you trim the grass, do you cut it down to the bare dirt, trimmed for infield, or grow it wild as outfield rough? Gardening and landscaping questions don’t apply.
(Editor's note: Pedro!!)
On your last date….did you get to first base? Got to second? Got to third? Hit the homerun? Or stayed in the dugout and not play? On my last date, I got to Home plate and then decided to go around the field again; for kicks!
Have you ever mooned or flashed anyone or went skinny dipping? Yes, Yes and Noo..I wouldn’t want to send the wrong message.
(Men) T or A? (Women) You prefer muscular arms or a six pack? Muscular arms holding a six pack, SHAU!
When you or a Muhfugger "f*cks Up" out in the field, you:
A) Laugh at the person then tell the person "nice try!!"
B) Laugh at yourself, then tell yourself nice try.
C) Either A, B or C is correct.
D) Get mad, throw equipment and pout …then get pummeled by your teammates, get kicked off the team for violating team rules and then have erectile dysfunction or vaginal dryness just for acting like an A-Hole.
A)
SHAU!!!!
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